You’d think that toiling day in and day out would allow a loyal sex store employee such as myself plenty of opportunity to treat myself. For some reason, it doesn’t always work that way. The other side of the coin is that there is so much amazing stuff to choose from and simply not enough time to try everything!
So just in case Santa is listening, Here are a few things I hope to find under my xxxmas tree this year!
1) The Njoy Pure Wand: Man, everytime I look at this toy I get a special gleam in my eye. Solid, shiny steel, curves to die for, and a weight that makes it a serious and sturdy g-spot tool. SIGN ME UP.
2) Naked in the Woods Earthly Body Massage Oil. This stuff really smells like it’s name! Fresh with a very slight hint of spice, I want to slather this all over my dry skin and streak through the alleys of Toronto (the closest I get to nature these days!)
3) Pearl Cuffs: Oh, how pretty are these! I’ve seen them up close, and they aren’t going to survive any kind of serious struggle, but dang, how good will I look while I’m promising to stay very very still.
4) X:The Erotic Treasury Susie Bright is definitely one of my sex-positive heroes of the whole universe, and this book is gorgeous enough to be the only thing on my night table. G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. The stories look stellar on top of the good looks.
5) Rosebud Vibrator: I’ve managed to make it though years of working in sex stores without ever using a rabbit-type vibrator. I have no idea how it’s happened. I think the best way to end this tragic state of affairs is with the gorgeous Rosebud. This vibe is so satin-y soft and made of silicone for those sensitive types (like yours truly). It’s also got pretty impressive power, and some extra vibe-y bits for alllll kinds of delicious stimulation.
in hopes of impressing their dear ones with well-considered expressions of their shopping prowess. Does this mean I, CoCo, am to stress and obsess about finding each and every paramour 
